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# Never mind all that, what are you doing to celebrate rob's candle day?
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 9:36, archived)
# Staying indoors and wiping down everything I touch so my housemate doesn't catch what I'm infected with.
(Not AIDS, I have a superfun bronchial infection and simply walking from my bed to the letterbox requires a restful breather on the way back.)

Love your lungs kids, you don't know what you've got until someone replaces them with a pair that operate at less than 50% capacity and suddenly you're living the lifestyle of an elderly hermit.

In answer to your question though, I'm partial to blending presciption drugs, beer, sex, porn, and crazy Russian movies that are sometimes about war, so maybe I'll combine a few of those into one blaze of glory and call it Rob's Candleday Celebration?
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 9:51, archived)