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# Someone suggested I post this here rather than on /Links


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Its a t-shirt I'm thinking of wearing for a very particular conference but you're all welcome to it.

Edit: Thumbnail hosting on b3ta server wasn't working for some reason so re-hosted on imgur. Clicky if you so desire.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 4:02, archived)
# Now my shirt...

Response so far has been a little strange
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 7:50, archived)
# You will be getting the _weirdest_ looks. That's the point.
It's the people who are _offended_ by it you need to watch out for.

Top line is a direct quote from something most readers won't know or be familiar with, but reads like poetry/idiomatic speech to those who aren't, and is straight-up terrorist propaganda to those who are (Hint: it's a line from "Clashing of the Swords").
And then there's sweet little innocent Peppa, looking like she's spouting off ISIS nonsense, while questioning the masculinity and ideals of modern warfare.

PS: Weird conferences are good conferences, but try not to wear that into the Houses of Parliament or PJHQ unless you know what you're doing or the senses of humour of those you're meeting with. The explanation could either get *messy* or *very thorough*.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 9:14, archived)
# Never mind all that, what are you doing to celebrate rob's candle day?
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 9:36, archived)
# Staying indoors and wiping down everything I touch so my housemate doesn't catch what I'm infected with.
(Not AIDS, I have a superfun bronchial infection and simply walking from my bed to the letterbox requires a restful breather on the way back.)

Love your lungs kids, you don't know what you've got until someone replaces them with a pair that operate at less than 50% capacity and suddenly you're living the lifestyle of an elderly hermit.

In answer to your question though, I'm partial to blending presciption drugs, beer, sex, porn, and crazy Russian movies that are sometimes about war, so maybe I'll combine a few of those into one blaze of glory and call it Rob's Candleday Celebration?
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 9:51, archived)
# jihad to do it, didn't you?
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 15:00, archived)
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Puntastic!
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 21:46, archived)
# aloha ark bart
for legal reasons i think a disclaimer may benefit your t-shirt..but i'll wear one.. if i'm never heard from again write me care of guantanimo, if i dont respond im dead for sure.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 17:14, archived)
# Not same as pictures I saw in websuite
I order two oz! It come quickly! but the color is very difference! Not even green or blue! It look white to me, so, I try burn it! O! My goodness ! It is Hugh smoke! Smell n
To even like frankincense! It is totally frake stuff! Also, I brought same lower grade with same seller for one pond! The colour is Sam as this one! Both have Hugh smoke and did not even smell like frankincense! I do
Not know what the other people got and how they got so high recommendation!
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Lol
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 23:54, archived)
# Wear a backpack and run into the venue.
This should ensure you get noticed.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 21:49, archived)
# Be an hero
(, Sat 17 Sep 2016, 23:55, archived)