Modern Doctors only get three years under their belts before fucking off, so there's still hope.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 10 Feb 2017, 10:29,
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:)
But he hasn't even one heart?
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Q4nobody,
Fri 10 Feb 2017, 11:58,
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Ha! I very nearly stuck "Does not possess a human heart" as one of the bullet points, but it involved squishing up the text too much. :)
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merkinhead poos sideways,
Fri 10 Feb 2017, 12:40,
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Alternatively...
* Tiny upper limbs
* Not good at stairs
* Makes short, aggressive statements
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Fri 10 Feb 2017, 20:12,
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