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# has your hat slipped down over your eyes again?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Not likely
as no hats fit me.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Not even a
Dutch cap?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)
# oerrrr
wouldn't want to be in your shoes

she's got an inherited hammer...

Go on dear, I'll leave this infidel to you
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)
# *thunk*
Aw, anyone want a flat Pxyzyzygy? Makes a lovely bookmark
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:16, archived)
# ismthvgnflt
imvrysoryiwsrude. cnigtupnow?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)
# What do you think dear
he seems to be a nice chap

he could join the corps
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:21, archived)
# *grumble grumble*
I'll get the dwarves to blow him up, it won't be easy, or pain-free. But as he seems to be repenting, I will relent.

What use can we make of him?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:24, archived)
# he could be the information minister's
bouncer
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Good idea
We've got Mavis, that's all the protection we need. The IM will be grateful.
(he'd better be)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Thank you Your Highness.
/reverses, bowing
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# could use him as a sail on the
Nork Royal our flagship
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I have the same problem with pants
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Your arse
is that big? Really?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)
# No! Other side.
You know I have a beautiful ass:

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:21, archived)
# how could I forget?
Hold me back!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)
# It's all yours
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)
# *munch munch munch*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Only the finest crown
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Exactly
and it took a million years for the slaves to craft that fine piece of headwear.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)