Just seen this news...the day gets better and better....
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showrat I Fought The Law on,
Fri 26 May 2017, 16:31,
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give me a marrow, a lump hammer and half an hour
and i'll shut her up for good
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 26 May 2017, 16:37,
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Freeze the marrow first, it will be easier to bang in with the lump hammer.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Fri 26 May 2017, 17:06,
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Top tip!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 26 May 2017, 18:22,
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:D
ah ha ha ha sacked.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps.,
Fri 26 May 2017, 16:38,
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I've just realised
she is the same age as me. How come I'm not a wizened old knacker faced hobgoblin.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 26 May 2017, 16:39,
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she runs on bile
it saps the soul
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 26 May 2017, 16:45,
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So
she's like an evil robot or something.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 26 May 2017, 16:54,
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Your eyesight is failing.
{;-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 26 May 2017, 18:25,
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I enjoyed getting in the LBC mentions with this story
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/868035091951431681
I've been swatting away brexiteers all day - it's been quite fun
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rob,
Fri 26 May 2017, 17:15,
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