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# Despite what you may have heard
feeding pigs is no picnic
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:25, archived)
# That's because you have to use a shorter pole
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:48, archived)
# I'm thinking . . .
longer pole with fulcrum close to the pig
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:58, archived)
# I'm thinking
Sellotape it to a giraffe's nose. Train giraffe. Sit back.
Bacondelegation.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 May 2017, 19:10, archived)
# I'm thinking
lose the pig--make giraffe sausage
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 19:43, archived)
#
I'm thinking
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:08, archived)
# Giraffe bacon.
Sorry.
I stopped thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 May 2017, 20:17, archived)
# Girnom, nom
edit: I might eat the ass-end of a dead rhino before I'd eat giraffe (if I can get it carry-out)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:28, archived)
# I too wouldn't eat anything that wasn't
Farmed for such meats. Especially giraffes, but it's the size of the potential sperm whale bacon that keeps nagging at me.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:18, archived)
# Sperm having nothing to do with your interest, I presume ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:22, archived)