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From the Nursery Rhymes challenge. See all 20 entries (closed)
( , Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:46, archived)

She tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.
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Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:48,
archived)
10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a little lamb
And it would not stop grunting
So she tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked its little cunt in.