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# Is this something to do with the London Zoo fire?
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 15:12, archived)
# i will tell thee if ye answer a riddle for me...
after masturbating to kill time during a power outage, and confusing deepheat with moisturiser in the blackness.. how to stop the agonizing burning of the scrotum?
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 15:29, archived)
# I'll let u know when the electric comes back, LOL
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 15:32, archived)
# since you OBVS dont have the answer to the teste question, can I just say that im feeling so much better after losing two stone
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 15:59, archived)
# That was some wank
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 16:01, archived)
# Hah
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:24, archived)
# hush you..
you're only getting involved because I cried during the money shot
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:35, archived)
# A weeping eye?
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
# less of the weeping more of the JIZZPLOSION!
if you dont mind
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 20:56, archived)
# +onspencerblues
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 21:03, archived)
# Frank Spencer Blues Explosion
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 21:43, archived)
# thangyaverymush
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 21:52, archived)
# dip it in yoghurt
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 16:32, archived)
# Where were you yesterday when the sewing puns were happening?
Hmmmmmm?
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:24, archived)
# wheres the pun in that?
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:39, archived)
# oh i see what you did there, just because smash is into sewing you assume she is into sewing
well let me tell you thats knot quilt correct..
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:47, archived)
#
bud dum tshhh
drum drum thimble
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:52, archived)
# haha good one, a little whos your father from the pincussion section never hurt anyone as long as they are in ribbon
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 21:00, archived)
# Not a patch on yesterdays thread.
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 21:47, archived)
# mannequin knot stretch this out sew thistle be my elastic wit
(, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 22:37, archived)