Moustaches forced quickly - This is not from the Onion, it was a real magazine from 1914(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 0:07, archived)
meself, I prefers a moustache what's been permitted to dawdle along, so there I've said it.
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LS18,
Thu 8 Feb 2018, 1:32,
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I suspect it involved small lead weights surreptitiously attached to one's existing unmanly bumfluff by way of spirit gum
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Feb 2018, 2:24,
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Or a small trained rodent placed behind the upper lip shouting obscenities enough to frighten any inadequate
moustache into growth through intimidation. Either that
or the small lead weights thing, as you said.
(moustache into growth through intimidation. Either that
or the small lead weights thing, as you said.
LS18,
Thu 8 Feb 2018, 3:32,
archived)