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# I suspect it involved small lead weights surreptitiously attached to one's existing unmanly bumfluff by way of spirit gum
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 2:24, archived)
# Or a small trained rodent placed behind the upper lip
shouting obscenities enough to frighten any inadequate
moustache into growth through intimidation. Either that
or the small lead weights thing, as you said.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 3:32, archived)