I find chicken bowling offensive
and as an avid duck bowler, I will never stoop to their level
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 7:21,
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It's not likely to be a problem for you
until there is a shortage of Kentucky Fried Duck.
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LS18,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 7:43,
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