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# I'd like to believe that the 'legends never die' tagline
Means that the main plot revolves around William Shatner being caught up in a fatal wasp-stinging incident, leading to scientists declaring that the only way to save his life is to transplant the Shatner Soul into the limb of another organism. After a few failed attempts, in which inadaquate hosts see their extremities explore while trying to contain the irrepresible force of Shatner, erstwhile man about town James Bond learns of the dilemma and offers support. There's a tense scene in the operating theatre as a surgeon delicately decants Shatner into an opening near James' wrist, leading to dramatic convulsions as the two great men battle for control. Eentually the chaos clears. The operating team lie unconscious. A bloodied Daniel Craig is strewn unmoving on a gurney. His hand twitches, slowly, the face of Shatner forcing itself angrily against the skin. Bond winces, then smiles. Fade to black.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 21:19, archived)
# I really hope Shatner gets to sing the title song
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 21:23, archived)
# Sounds a lot like 'Rocket Man',....but 'Shatnerhand'.
Nice! I'd watch that.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 22:54, archived)
# That would work!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 0:37, archived)
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(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 5:27, archived)