A few people there asking why he doesn't use his undoubtedly genuine powers to stop plane crashes and that sort of thing.PERHAPS HE CAN'T BE FUCKING ARSED, DID YOU THINK OF THAT?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:52,
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It's only Uri Geller's mind powers keeping planes in the skyYou can't blame him for dropping a couple when he's busy having a wank or a difficult shit
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:57,
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