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# There was a sewage leak in the House of Commons today
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:46, archived)
# Whoah!
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:54, archived)
# Now eat it peons!
I'm in sunny Bristol tonight!
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:59, archived)
# He's absolutely full of it.
..click
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:13, archived)
# We is in da mood for dancing init!
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:31, archived)
# I got Rammstein's Du Hast playing in the bacground, and this works fine.
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:41, archived)
# Fucking Illinois Nazis.
I HATE THOSE GUYS.
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:54, archived)
# Get that licence plate number....
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:55, archived)
# Uri Geller caused the leak!
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:38, archived)
# A few people there asking why he doesn't use his undoubtedly genuine powers to stop plane crashes and that sort of thing.
PERHAPS HE CAN'T BE FUCKING ARSED, DID YOU THINK OF THAT?
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:52, archived)
# It's only Uri Geller's mind powers keeping planes in the sky
You can't blame him for dropping a couple when he's busy having a wank or a difficult shit
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:57, archived)
# WTF are you bleating about?
Geller only uses his powers FOR EVIL! He CAUSES plane crashes. Because he's a WITCH! BURN HIM! BURN THE WITCH!






*sets up crazy stuj's big witchfinder hats, pitchforks and flamin' torches stall*
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:13, archived)
# This should win
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:02, archived)
# Protest is futile...
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:43, archived)
# Your mother sucks cocks in Helsinki!
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 21:58, archived)
# At last I know what Groat Froth is!
(, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 22:27, archived)
# this ^
(, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 5:21, archived)
# Well indeed....
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 23:27, archived)