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# There was a sewage leak in the House of Commons today
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:46, archived)
# Whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:54, archived)
# Now eat it peons!
I'm in sunny Bristol tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:59, archived)
# He's absolutely full of it.
..click
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:13, archived)
# We is in da mood for dancing init!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:31, archived)
# Fucking Illinois Nazis.
I HATE THOSE GUYS.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:54, archived)
# Get that licence plate number....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:55, archived)
# Uri Geller caused the leak!
twitter.com/TheUriGeller/status/1113835454112194560
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:38, archived)
# A few people there asking why he doesn't use his undoubtedly genuine powers to stop plane crashes and that sort of thing.
PERHAPS HE CAN'T BE FUCKING ARSED, DID YOU THINK OF THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:52, archived)
# It's only Uri Geller's mind powers keeping planes in the sky
You can't blame him for dropping a couple when he's busy having a wank or a difficult shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:57, archived)
# This should win
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:02, archived)
# Protest is futile...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:43, archived)
# Your mother sucks cocks in Helsinki!
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 21:58, archived)
# At last I know what Groat Froth is!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 22:27, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 5:21, archived)
# Well indeed....
(ThisIsMyRealName, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 23:27, archived)