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# Rory The House Elf.
Good Evening.

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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 May 2019, 0:53, archived)
# OMG it's my old IT manager who used to call PCs 'machines' and used old-school buzzwords like 'Pie in the Sky' & 'Low Hanging Fruit'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 May 2019, 0:56, archived)
# Well,
He's clearly as big a loon. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 May 2019, 0:57, archived)
# Also,
I've just realised you can get away with shit load worse 'shopping on Twitter than here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 May 2019, 0:58, archived)
# Really?
You saw my feed then? LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 May 2019, 1:30, archived)
# Web1.5
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 30 May 2019, 10:33, archived)
# Could be worse.
I once knew someone who'd regularly use the word "boxen" with a straight face.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 30 May 2019, 22:21, archived)
# My old IT manager warned people not to use CHKDSK because it "spins up the hard drives too much".
The IT staff used to try to keep him busy so he wouldn't touch important stuff and break it.
Promoted sideways from being a shit project manager
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 31 May 2019, 6:44, archived)
# He got a sock and died.
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 May 2019, 3:34, archived)
# He got ill cos he swallowed a spike
(97800, Thu 30 May 2019, 8:36, archived)
# i'm here in the er...
slightly absurd setting of the judaean desert...
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Thu 30 May 2019, 4:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 May 2019, 13:10, archived)