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# where do they even get the butter? they're both male
does donkey go out early in the morning and start milking fairies?
i need answers, people.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:06, archived)
# i mean the only thing that makes sense is if they use eggs
because presumably they have a golden goose
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:07, archived)
# put yourself in the position of the necessary mammal(s):
you've just been captured by the Duloc equivalent of ICE and deported to some random-ass swamp, and now this donkey just comes to you early in the morning and is like "I need to make waffles for the guy who lives here" and you happen to be lactating for whatever reason.
You're like "Yeah ok here's some milk and a little extra to make butter with"
IS THAT FUCKING LIKELY? NO
HOW DOES DONKEY MAKE WAFFLES
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:11, archived)
# Does Chris Crocker still do the voice of the donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:16, archived)
# jesus is that guy still alive
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:20, archived)
# Jesus? I, I'm not sure. He like died, then like, came back to life. Then he floated to the sky and said he'd be back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:28, archived)
# No Pedro, we've talked about this. That was your balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:58, archived)
# Oh :(
Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 5:01, archived)
# Oh, OHHH! ...Chris!
Yeaahhhhh.... [VeryNSFW] twitter.com/ChrisCrockerX/status/1141101649097887752
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:30, archived)
# OMG, his whole twitter feed is like pornhub
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:31, archived)
# oh....
the disappointing thing is that i'd totally do him
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:38, archived)
# i mean he'd have to either pay me or do it for free and give me an orgasm
but i'd do it
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:39, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:50, archived)
# Is he still making money from his social media schtick?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:51, archived)
# probably, if he's selling himself on twitter
i mean, don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with that, i'm friends with a bunch of sex workers on twitter and they're doing very well, and if he's doing that then he'll be fine, drama's just a bonus
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:58, archived)