I've got a bit of a cough at the minute.The other day in Tesco I was getting death stares from a couple at the self-checkout whenever I coughed into my hanky, so I turn to them and say 'Don't worry it's not coronavirus, I've just got lung cancer.'
Yes, I may be going to hell, but the look on their faces was worth it.
(Yes, I may be going to hell, but the look on their faces was worth it.
jonbob loves you,
Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:39,
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