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[challenge entry] Bollocks to 'personal space'! Gimme a hug!

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(Victor Victoria, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:04, archived)
# Touchscreens are going to kill us
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:13, archived)
# I've got a bit of a cough at the minute.
The other day in Tesco I was getting death stares from a couple at the self-checkout whenever I coughed into my hanky, so I turn to them and say "Don't worry it's not coronavirus, I've just got lung cancer."

Yes, I may be going to hell, but the look on their faces was worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:39, archived)
# hopefully not for a long time...



The lift down is probably slow, getting progressively warmer and filled with folk who can't stop farting and shitting
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:46, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Mar 2020, 19:19, archived)