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# it's a sexy cat.
also (from the newsletter) slightly related:


FOREPLAY
I am no expert at foreplay. I am, however, a master at stroking
cats into a state of ecstasy, and a woman shouldn't be too
different. If your bird is anything like my cat, the following
manouevres are guaranteed to get her really frothed up:

Run your hand along her spine
Scratch her ears
Tickle her under her chin
Push her on her back, take hold of her feet and move her legs up
and down like levers
Poke her repeatedly in the belly with one finger while going, 'You
love it, don't you, you big fat furry fucker,' (or some more
appropriate endearment)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:50, archived)
# works
for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:51, archived)
# if a woman did that to me
i'd be positively ecstactic
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:54, archived)
# I wouldn't!
I can't get my legs very high so it would be painful for me.


AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH I NEED SLEEP!!! BUT CAN'T LEAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:08, archived)
# i can put my legs behind my ears
fact
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:18, archived)
# I've seen pictures
FACT

And thought hhhmmmmmmmm, (more mmmmm than hmmmmmm) what an interesting position.

Also FACT
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:23, archived)
# is it all boys
on the board tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:56, archived)
# yes but we're 50% gay if that helps...
:0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:57, archived)
# your all gay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:59, archived)
# your or you're
:0)

last time checked i was only 48% gay.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:01, archived)
# your.
definitely your.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:03, archived)
# ooo i take offence!
i shall give you swift slap to the head with my handbag.

:0)
(no offence taken)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:09, archived)
# i'm borderline
but yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:57, archived)
# borderline on the board?
or borderline boy?

or both?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:00, archived)
# both
partly both

i don't want to commit to anything just yet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:01, archived)
# i've been on the lag with poets
i'm feeling melodramatical
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:02, archived)
# that makes no sense
because you can't see me flouncing around like a thespian from where you are
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:06, archived)
# me too, dramatic that is
so I played with my camera for a bit

I like this one a litte too much (HUGE)
crown.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:06, archived)
# oooh!
that looks really good with your crown thing, did you make it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:08, archived)
# crown? what crown?
making a crown would just be silly.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:10, archived)
# crown matt emulsion
he's been prince regent for too long
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:20, archived)
# mmmmmmmm long hair
GOD I love long hair...

Is that a swimming pool? You posh cow!!! But can I skate in it please? :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:10, archived)
# skate?
please note ugly plastic lawn furnature as indicative of my level of "posh"ness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:12, archived)
# Are you sitting down
or standing in very long grass? I can't quite work that out!

*This bit has been edited, mainly because it's really not that funny to anyone other than me I guess*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:17, archived)
# No
You're here!

:)

And now I'm going...honestly!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:00, archived)
# hmm
that question is in itself loaded (coming from you) since you had to be here to post it, which therefore means the board is not entirely male. or something like that. i'm high on marker fumes, so i ahve no idea what i just wrote
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:01, archived)
# marker fumes?
that desperate?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:08, archived)
# bored more like
i've been working on my portfolio for gradschool applications. bleccch
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:12, archived)