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# CHA!
Upscaling the updog is an uphill battle. I'm giving it all I got! I need more dilithium crystals!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:14, archived)
# have you tried gumtree?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:15, archived)
# The British Craigslist?
Noooo Thank You!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:22, archived)
# it's great i'm selling my wares on it
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:40, archived)
# Oo-er.
(davyclam, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:57, archived)
# lot of timewasters on it tho to be fair
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:05, archived)
# Any money exchanged is for time and companionship only.
(97800, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:08, archived)
# No mucky hand shandy then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:13, archived)
# Sleeve eagles, that sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:14, archived)
# dunno what they are tbh
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:19, archived)
# O_O.... B& !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:21, archived)
# & 🏴
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:33, archived)
# ...oobs!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:58, archived)
# Oh really ”Literally Hitler”, you have no idea what one of the most striking and famous insignia of your elite forces was?
Sir, I doubt the veracity of your claim to be a dead one-plummed fascist failure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:30, archived)
# yeah well your memory gets a little hazy after you been dead for 70 years
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:41, archived)
# Do you happen to remember who blew your own brains out? Because that’s probably not helping.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:49, archived)
# nah didn't happen i flew to argentina in my stealth hanglider
but messed up the landing
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:53, archived)
# annoying really because i was quite good at pulling strings up to that point
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:54, archived)
# Only what all the cool kids are wearing this year
(97800, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:31, archived)
# I’m considering doing the “one sleeve eagle on each arm but that doesn’t necessarily mean I’m a nazi” challenge
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:34, archived)
# One of them should be a swastika armband instead, you'll attract all the experts
(97800, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Where the hell were you when I was in the nazi sleeve/armband game?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:46, archived)
# Being shipped back to Blighty with a leg full of jerry shrapnel
(97800, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:54, archived)
# Poor fella, take a peek inside my coat, I’ll give 10% off anything you fancy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:02, archived)
# You dirty old bollocks
(97800, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:05, archived)
# SPEAK DIRECTLY INTO THE COAT POCKET
www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index302.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:18, archived)
# Possibly appeals to the xkcd audience
(97800, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:22, archived)
# Pos xkcd interest, you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:23, archived)
# You should totally get in there with swastika face coverings.
"What do you mean, I've got to take it off? Is your sensitivity more important than RAMPANT VIRUS DEATH?"
(97800, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:24, archived)
# If you’d just taken a quick peek in the coat you’d know I’ve got plenty of those. And the ones with the cute little mustache stuck on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:01, archived)
# Srsly,
you could walk about with a sleeve eagle facemask and only a select few would know.
like, B3tans.
and Sir David Starkey.
(davyclam, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:19, archived)
# If ‘Sir’ David Starkey walks up and starts lecturing me about nazi insignia I’m going to tell him he should stick to playing drums.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:40, archived)
# Paul Michael Glaser was way better than Ben Stiller
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 22:42, archived)
# Now that you mention it -- if I outlive Ben Stiller I hereby reserve the sole rights to any crudely and hastily made "Ben Stiller/Ben Stillest" two-panel-celebrity-death-remove-one-letter-add-two-different-letters challenge entry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 23:44, archived)