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[challenge entry] it ain't no man...

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(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 15:28, archived)
# Slippery Bastard
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:55, archived)
# why does the main page have so few images atm?
genuinely curious
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:57, archived)
# We're being oppressed!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:58, archived)
# by who?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:59, archived)
# I'm not at liberty to say.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:02, archived)
# my god. it's worse than i thought
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:04, archived)
# We never had this conversation.
Delete everything.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:12, archived)
# that would be poor internet comment etiquette
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:54, archived)
# i voted for your shark but it's not on the fp
i'm not as powerful as i hoped
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:06, archived)
# Thanks.
My FP ratio is 1 FP/1233 Posts
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:11, archived)
# need to up your game
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:11, archived)
# CHA!
Upscaling the updog is an uphill battle. I'm giving it all I got! I need more dilithium crystals!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:14, archived)
# have you tried gumtree?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:15, archived)
# The British Craigslist?
Noooo Thank You!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:22, archived)
# it's great i'm selling my wares on it
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:40, archived)
# Oo-er.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:57, archived)
# lot of timewasters on it tho to be fair
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:05, archived)
# Any money exchanged is for time and companionship only.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:08, archived)
# No mucky hand shandy then?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:13, archived)
# Sleeve eagles, that sort of thing?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:14, archived)
# dunno what they are tbh
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:19, archived)
# O_O.... B& !!!!!!!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:21, archived)
# & 🏴
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:33, archived)
# ...oobs!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:58, archived)
# Oh really ”Literally Hitler”, you have no idea what one of the most striking and famous insignia of your elite forces was?
Sir, I doubt the veracity of your claim to be a dead one-plummed fascist failure.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:30, archived)
# yeah well your memory gets a little hazy after you been dead for 70 years
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:41, archived)
# Do you happen to remember who blew your own brains out? Because that’s probably not helping.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:49, archived)
# nah didn't happen i flew to argentina in my stealth hanglider
but messed up the landing
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:53, archived)
# annoying really because i was quite good at pulling strings up to that point
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:54, archived)
# Only what all the cool kids are wearing this year
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:31, archived)
# I’m considering doing the “one sleeve eagle on each arm but that doesn’t necessarily mean I’m a nazi” challenge
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:34, archived)
# One of them should be a swastika armband instead, you'll attract all the experts
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Where the hell were you when I was in the nazi sleeve/armband game?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:46, archived)
# Being shipped back to Blighty with a leg full of jerry shrapnel
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:54, archived)
# Poor fella, take a peek inside my coat, I’ll give 10% off anything you fancy
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:02, archived)
# You dirty old bollocks
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:05, archived)
# SPEAK DIRECTLY INTO THE COAT POCKET
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:18, archived)
# Possibly appeals to the xkcd audience
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:22, archived)
# Pos xkcd interest, you mean
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:23, archived)
# You should totally get in there with swastika face coverings.
"What do you mean, I've got to take it off? Is your sensitivity more important than RAMPANT VIRUS DEATH?"
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:24, archived)
# If you’d just taken a quick peek in the coat you’d know I’ve got plenty of those. And the ones with the cute little mustache stuck on.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:01, archived)
# Srsly,
you could walk about with a sleeve eagle facemask and only a select few would know.
like, B3tans.
and Sir David Starkey.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:19, archived)
# If ‘Sir’ David Starkey walks up and starts lecturing me about nazi insignia I’m going to tell him he should stick to playing drums.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:40, archived)
# Paul Michael Glaser was way better than Ben Stiller
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 22:42, archived)
# Now that you mention it -- if I outlive Ben Stiller I hereby reserve the sole rights to any crudely and hastily made "Ben Stiller/Ben Stillest" two-panel-celebrity-death-remove-one-letter-add-two-different-letters challenge entry.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 23:44, archived)
# THE OPPRESSORS
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:12, archived)
# +m
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:47, archived)
# Sometimes it gets stopped up. A good jiggle with a wire coat hanger usually frees up the blockage.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:17, archived)
# Thank you
Dr gub~gub
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:52, archived)
# Oh, I'm not a doctor.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:47, archived)
# thank you backstreet abortionist gub~gub
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:58, archived)