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# She shouldn't have.
I have had her wormed with plutonium several times by a fully qualified animal botherer.

I think she just likes doing it.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# furry muff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# You know, that's really strange?
I was thinking of what to do with Cuddles after she dies, and I was toying with the idea of having her turned into a muff. However, since seeing an advert on the interweb, I am considering having her freeze-dried and mounted.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Don't we all?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# You are such an exhibitionist!
:)))
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
# i thought it was
something to do with impacted glands in the anus, rather than worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:52, archived)
# It isn't that.
I regularly empty her "love sacs", which is a hideous enough job as it is.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:54, archived)