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# Looks like someone needs worming
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# brilliant!
i always love that denis norden clip with the welsh tenor and the sheepdog too, makes me piss myself every time
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# My dog, Cuddles, does that.
But round and round in a circle, leaving a poo-comma on my fine furnishings.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha
I shouldn't laugh

but I did
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Haven't you heard of Fabreeze?
It's marvellous.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# just don't spray it in a room with small pets
it has been known to kill parrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I love parrots.
But wouldn't like to be known as the Fabreeze Killer.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Well, its Febreeze really.
but i wouldn't spray it in my home. if it kills pets, it can't be too healthy for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# But it's so good at getting rid of nasty niffs...
...and nasty pets.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# "Here likes Bob.
He died of slow poisoning over many years, but at least his house didn't have any lingering odours"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Ahem.
Febreeze.



/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Bless you for that...
...you anally retentive product obsessive!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Your dog, Cuddles, has worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# She shouldn't have.
I have had her wormed with plutonium several times by a fully qualified animal botherer.

I think she just likes doing it.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# furry muff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# You know, that's really strange?
I was thinking of what to do with Cuddles after she dies, and I was toying with the idea of having her turned into a muff. However, since seeing an advert on the interweb, I am considering having her freeze-dried and mounted.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Don't we all?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# You are such an exhibitionist!
:)))
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
# i thought it was
something to do with impacted glands in the anus, rather than worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:52, archived)
# It isn't that.
I regularly empty her "love sacs", which is a hideous enough job as it is.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I would like that to win the cheese and curry competition
Simply by dint of the fact it is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:38, archived)
# that is kind of gross and i wish it
wasn't making me laugh, but it really is, everytime I see it. Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# this is the funniest thread
EVER
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# That so needs this :-
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Poo yay!?
....
(Punk-Ass, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:03, archived)
# After a 12 hour shift
it was a delight to be cheered up by that pic.Most woo,yay and houpla to you good sir
(Tivert, Fri 2 May 2003, 20:38, archived)