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There is no rule that says you have to thrust your fingers into the nearest orifice of any unfortunate warm-blooded creature that happens to look at you.

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mofaha, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:49, archived)

You're making me out to look like some kind of freak

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PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:12, archived)

Sorry Pedro, since we spoke 3 more camels have come forward

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mofaha, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:38, archived)

You really should have taken a leaf out of my book and stuck to sloppy blue blowjobs from willing adult giraffes

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mofaha, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:40, archived)

Cows too, probably.

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mofaha, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:40, archived)

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PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:44, archived)

lol irl

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mofaha, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:48, archived)

{:-) I want sound

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FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 21:49, archived)

Slather little catman in shortening

And stick it in a hoover

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PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 22:14, archived)

Remember when it was extremely unusual for a text-only post to get on the /board popular page?

I guess we're just all a lot wittier these days.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 15:49, archived)

That’s definitely the reason

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mofaha, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 18:32, archived)