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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 23:45, archived)
# ACTUAL FOOTAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:06, archived)
# Indeed.
It took so long to present this. The camels had to walk quite a bit to deliver this account of the catastrophic event.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:37, archived)
# What language did the camels speak, Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:38, archived)
# They can only speak in pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:38, archived)
# Actually I believe you. They spit too though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:42, archived)
# Yes
But their lips feel great on your fingers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:43, archived)
# Did you know giraffes have blue tongues? Cows too, probably. I don’t think you should finger a camel’s mouth Pedro, it’s unsanitary.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:45, archived)
# I did not make the first move
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:47, archived)
# There is no rule that says you have to thrust your fingers into the nearest orifice of any unfortunate warm-blooded creature that happens to look at you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:49, archived)
# You're making me out to look like some kind of freak
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:12, archived)
# Sorry Pedro, since we spoke 3 more camels have come forward
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:38, archived)
# You really should have taken a leaf out of my book and stuck to sloppy blue blowjobs from willing adult giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:40, archived)
# Cows too, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:44, archived)
# lol irl
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:48, archived)
# {:-) I want sound
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 21:49, archived)
# Slather little catman in shortening
And stick it in a hoover
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 22:14, archived)
# Remember when it was extremely unusual for a text-only post to get on the /board popular page?
I guess we're just all a lot wittier these days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 15:49, archived)
# That’s definitely the reason
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Thu 1 Apr 2021, 18:32, archived)
# "Fingers", yeah right
(dribble, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:22, archived)
# yes! the lips felt a bit like this...


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:30, archived)
# Ray Mears?
(davyclam, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:14, archived)
# Tommeh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:16, archived)
# It's ironic that you say this about this post
when it's literally the only thing Pedro has ever done that doesn't contain any feet.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 11:11, archived)
# Actually now I've looked again, I can see four feet in the picture.
I retract my previous statement.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 12:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 12:37, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:59, archived)
# might fp this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:06, archived)
# OMG OMG OMG :O
Can I substitute it with this?:


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:26, archived)
# Fake news, painted blackbird
(dribble, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:39, archived)
# american robin, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:46, archived)
# Get you, with your cardinals and jays
most our of birds are brown
(dribble, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:48, archived)
# Cedar waxwings are the best!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:51, archived)
# they fucking are in Bradford, right guy's?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:00, archived)
# guy's???
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:00, archived)
# I like Tits myself.
To each his own.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 2:26, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Thu 1 Apr 2021, 18:32, archived)
# Hey! Somebody accidentally put a PedroHin on the FP.
WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 2:25, archived)
# You mean,
"...an ORIGINAL PedroHin®"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 2:34, archived)
# Proud of you, son.*
*May be the Glenlivet talking. o/'
cheers fucker
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 3:29, archived)
#
and Guinness...fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 4:40, archived)
# Guiness after Scotch? WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Thu 1 Apr 2021, 12:24, archived)
# No you are wrong..."GUINNESS"
Try to get it right next time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 2:55, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Sat 3 Apr 2021, 4:58, archived)
# YOU RUIN EVERYTHING I WORK HARD FOR! :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 12:25, archived)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 2:57, archived)