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[challenge entry] Sacked on his first day for eating the fruit.

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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Apr 2021, 16:59, archived)
# That is not a suitable face covering!
(Cerberus64, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 17:14, archived)
# True. An artichoke, pear or avacado would better enforce safe distancing.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 17:44, archived)
# Yet an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Checkmate, pro-maskers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:28, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:05, archived)
# A pineapple would work too
Might post some pictures
Not of pineapples tho
Might post some jokes, better than technique
Spring collection, topical, quickly gaining in popularity
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:59, archived)
# Imagine a guy, right, he's fixing the trap under a sink
but instead of a face there's a big plum
(dribble, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:06, archived)
# The beatles are performing, but one of them has a citrus fruit for a face
(dribble, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:09, archived)
# Haha, hey mister tangerine man, I get it, like that song bob mccartney did
(dribble, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:11, archived)
# Mullah Kintyre? It’s sharia (sure a) great song!
Wait are we doing fruit sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:13, archived)
# Allah, he is so ackbar
Yes I pray towards mecca
(dribble, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:17, archived)
# There’s a horse with an elongated head right, but instead of eyes right, it has raspberries
WHY THE RASPBERRY EYES?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:41, archived)
# LOL!**
**not really LOL, but I did breathe heavily through my nose whilst reading
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 21:02, archived)
# Nose breath is the new lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 23:13, archived)
# ERTN!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 23:18, archived)
# That’s fantastic. The comments are gold.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 1:53, archived)