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(JauntyArt, Tue 18 May 2021, 13:59, archived)
# fresh fruit casts no shadows in St John's Wood?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2021, 14:14, archived)
# It's due to a law enacted in 1409
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 May 2021, 14:41, archived)
# Aside from pears, obviously -- are any other fruits legally allowed to cast ominous shadows on Abbey Street?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2021, 14:47, archived)
# I’d certainly feel worried if there was a John Barrowman-shaped shadow approaching.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 18 May 2021, 15:43, archived)
# The durian, king of fruits.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 May 2021, 16:27, archived)
# YOU'RE the King of Fruits, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2021, 19:34, archived)
# I’m not a durian Pedro, if that’s what you’re insinuating.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 May 2021, 22:09, archived)
# Not that there’s anything wrong with that
© Seinfeld 1992
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 May 2021, 22:15, archived)
# {:-)
Banned from public transport because of the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 May 2021, 0:01, archived)
# They don’t know who it’s coming from, it could be any number of foul-smelling old fruits
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 May 2021, 0:14, archived)
# Cannot unsmell
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 May 2021, 0:17, archived)
# Reminds me of China.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 May 2021, 1:18, archived)
# Have you ever eaten durian?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 May 2021, 5:59, archived)
# No way.
Can't get past the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 May 2021, 12:24, archived)
# Durian Durian // Smelly Like The Wolf
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 May 2021, 1:05, archived)
# By 'cast ominous shadows' do you mean 'shout anti-semitic abuse'?
(dribble, Tue 18 May 2021, 22:41, archived)
# Clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2021, 23:53, archived)
# Pineapple Ringo? Apple Cartney?
And the two dead ones
(rogerzilla, Tue 18 May 2021, 14:58, archived)
# Pen pineapple apple pen!
Now I have that song in my head

for the uninitiated -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E00Zuayv9Q
(teasus likes tea, Tue 18 May 2021, 17:45, archived)
# I don't know if I should laugh or cry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2021, 20:11, archived)