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# Bit disappointed with the announcement of the new Health minister
I mean after Jeremy 'rhyming slang' Cunt, and Matt 'Hand/Cock' Wanker, I can't think of any juvenile double entendres for Sajid Javid.
Help me B3ta, you're my only hope!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 13:06, archived)
# Savage Vag-Head
Pronounced vaj obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 27 Jun 2021, 13:30, archived)
# former banker with deutsche bank c. 2007-8, if my memory isn't failing me
so his numerical analysis skills will be focused on improving services in a financially prudent manner*

*shutting down branches, hiring new staff whose job is to tell you which machine to use or ask if you've tried seeking medical help online instead
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 14:14, archived)
# Perhaps he'll reform, make improvements in the areas where enormous sums are being wasted
(dribble, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 14:32, archived)
# so cancel or investigate a few recent contracts then
can't imagine whose he'd start with
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 16:50, archived)
# Bojo will immediately stamp on any potential dobbing of colleagues, especially since the dodgy dealings would have occurred on his watch
Was thinking more along the lines of a cull of NHS Office Space Toms
(dribble, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 17:57, archived)