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# Nothing??
They snatched my milk.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 12:54, archived)
# It was sour by the time you got it at break in Summer
- and frozen into chunks in Winter.

In Spring it was laced with glass and opioids, but in Autumn, it was ju-ust right.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 21:40, archived)
# Straight from Thatcher's teat...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 0:26, archived)
# WHY did Margaret Thatcher feed Mark and Carol battery acid when they were babies?
That's just what came out of her breasts.*

* This joke stolen from (c) Neil Hamburger
(, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:49, archived)