It was sour by the time you got it at break in Summer
- and frozen into chunks in Winter.
In Spring it was laced with glass and opioids, but in Autumn, it was ju-ust right.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder,
Mon 2 Aug 2021, 21:40,
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WHY did Margaret Thatcher feed Mark and Carol battery acid when they were babies?
That's just what came out of her breasts.*
* This joke stolen from (c) Neil Hamburger
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:49,
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