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# Like, the Gorn Hegemony were swallowed by the Klingon Empire years ago. Pretty sure they have access to some pretty good transporter technology and demolition charges by now
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:33, archived)
# They already had warp drive in TOS.
But anyway, the walls are made of pure neutronium and there's an impenetrable inverse graviphotonic shield surrounding them. Tunnelling under or travelling over them is prevented by a collapsing sparticle bombarded preon field held in absolute stasis, and we all know what interfering with that would mean.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:45, archived)
# It would mean a very angry Gorn shoving a lamp post up the bottom of whoever designed the maze

How many Klingons does it take to change a lamppost?

10 to go into battle, bat'leths held aloft, shouting "For Kahless and slightly better night-time illumination along this well-travelled thoroughfare!"
1 to write a glorious song about the battle, a song that shall be sung for many generations to come in the Great Halls of the First City on Q'onoS
1 to paint a mural depicting the mighty warriors cutting down the dishonourable non-working lamp post
1 to pour the blood wine to celebrate victory over the darkness
1 to do the actual engineering work
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:50, archived)
# Well at least they have full employment.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:59, archived)