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[challenge entry] New image challenge? Bollocks.


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From the 70s Internet challenge. See all 77 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 19:45, archived)
# Bolly Locks and the 3 PPB
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 19:47, archived)
# I, for one, welcome this bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:30, archived)
# wellocks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:25, archived)
# That’s not tennis…it’s Pong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:51, archived)
# i did wonder what that smell was!
i'm here all weak try the stake
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:56, archived)
# Gorn Tennis. Visually similar, but in fact a very legally distinct game entirely.
You have to get the ball past the dividing wall, you see. If you receive the ball 3 times before returning it to your opponent, you lose. You can tell I've really thought this through.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:57, archived)
# OHHHH…..my mistake…..
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:59, archived)
# I’ve spent some time thinking about this, and I think you may be lying
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:08, archived)
#
just let him have this one
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 2:41, archived)
#
ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 12:25, archived)
# I'm not lying.
I had a lot of time to think while creating/compiling/editing 155 frames.

Ask me anything.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 13:45, archived)
# What's that white speck on frame 133?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 15:29, archived)
# I assume you're referring to the gif version.
The technical answer is that it's an artefact from the process of scaling down, colour indexing, and the way the frames are split by difference and then summed back together in playback. It is not present in the hyper HD webp version.

But of course every aspect of the technical process is governed in part by artistic awareness, I choose to interpret the seemingly random noise as artefacts of the painful awareness of the void inhabiting the soul of humanity, having believed ourselves to be masters of everything, by interaction with the diverse technological nuances of human creation we reveal our failure to reproduce feelings with their seemingly infinite nuances, and our ultimate failure to gain mastery over ourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:08, archived)
# bollocks
Get fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:58, archived)
# Looking at him, I’d never have guessed what a fantastic singer he is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:17, archived)
# Not round my way they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:39, archived)