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# I knew it was Phillip Larkin but that’s about it. So I looked him up and ended up reading some cleverly-written, grim poetry.
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# this is the only one i know - it's a very flimsy joke and not very funny really
about the the royal family and public service broadcasts. i'm not sure it really works to be honest.
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# It’s text on a scroll is what it is
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# *rumbled*
suggesting an amendment, are we?

also - imagine it being shouted out by a town cryer back in the olden daze - oi vey oy yay etc
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:53, archived)
# Fuck no! It was not a criticism, at all.
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# well the world seems a bit fukt right now so all suggestions are gratefully received
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# “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”
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# cheers
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# lol
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# Well that's a good excuse.
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# But I quite like the poem
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# Really?
Reminds me of the poetry I was taught at school, which put me off poetry for life. But then my English teachers were fucking terrible, so maybe that was why.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:53, archived)
#
there once was a porcupine of purgatory

a hedgehog once from hell

always dreaming of heaven

and wishing us all to be well
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# Weirdly, the only reason I’m familiar with it is that one of the few teachers who had time for me, an English teacher, read it out to us.
He really relished the swearing, you could tell.
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