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# Joke from a previous job
Why don't auditors stare out of the window in the morning?

Because, if they did, they'd have nothing left to do in the afternoon.
(rogerzilla, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:12, archived)
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I thought that's what property surveyors did.
(Great_Boo, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:14, archived)
# Have heard it said of art students too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 14:59, archived)
# How can you tell when a bookkeeper is an extrovert?
When speaking with you, they look down at your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 12:30, archived)
# Genuine question...
How many auditors does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:48, archived)