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It was stuck in my head and probably should have stayed there
From the New Public Information challenge. See all 42 entries (closed)
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 8:20, archived)
Hello lamp post, here's my scrotum
I've come to turn you into a Totem
Pole with all these dead baboons
And an enormous screaming mongoose!
I've got bad deeds to do like buggering a sheep
My victims are piled in a juddering heap
The policemen can try but they'll never catch me
I'm a cavorting blooodstained pervert!
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:09,
archived)
I've come to turn you into a Totem
Pole with all these dead baboons
And an enormous screaming mongoose!
I've got bad deeds to do like buggering a sheep
My victims are piled in a juddering heap
The policemen can try but they'll never catch me
I'm a cavorting blooodstained pervert!
Joke from a previous jobWhy don't auditors stare out of the window in the morning?
Because, if they did, they'd have nothing left to do in the afternoon.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:12,
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Because, if they did, they'd have nothing left to do in the afternoon.
How can you tell when a bookkeeper is an extrovert?When speaking with you, they look down at your shoes.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 8 Sep 2022, 12:30,
archived)
Genuine question...How many auditors does it take to change a lightbulb?
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arrangedletters,
Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:48,
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