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[challenge entry] It was stuck in my head and probably should have stayed there

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(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 8:20, archived)
Hello lamp post, here's my scrotum
I've come to turn you into a Totem
Pole with all these dead baboons
And an enormous screaming mongoose!

I've got bad deeds to do like buggering a sheep
My victims are piled in a juddering heap
The policemen can try but they'll never catch me
I'm a cavorting blooodstained pervert!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:09, archived)
# Joke from a previous job
Why don't auditors stare out of the window in the morning?

Because, if they did, they'd have nothing left to do in the afternoon.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:12, archived)
I thought that's what property surveyors did.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:14, archived)
# Have heard it said of art students too
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 14:59, archived)
# How can you tell when a bookkeeper is an extrovert?
When speaking with you, they look down at your shoes.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 12:30, archived)
# Genuine question...
How many auditors does it take to change a lightbulb?
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:48, archived)