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# Look I think I might have exaggerated the number of times i met her and Jennifer Anniston.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:25, archived)
# How many times was it really?
Me and my wife, Maureen McCormick (AKA Marcia Brady) want to know
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:27, archived)
# Might have been less than one time.
Hi Marcia! Still sore lol?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:28, archived)
# Oh that's fine
It's not like you way way way over exaggerated
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:29, archived)
#
She's still got a bump on her nose from when Bobby threw the ball
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:43, archived)
# yes, that's what i meant
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:18, archived)
# Oh man....I loved her in Star Wars (Jawa #3)! <3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:51, archived)
# Alice was a wookie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:53, archived)
# Alice was hot as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:39, archived)
# O M8
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:48, archived)
# Alice was the old guy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:51, archived)
# The butcher I think.
Had sex with Peter & Carol if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:00, archived)
# Oh that's disgusting. Thanks for the heads-up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:00, archived)
# But still...
The idea of Alice and Sam bringing out the monkey kind of makes me want to puke a little bit.

I think I just felt a little squirt of bile rising in my esophagus
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:02, archived)
# -bile +white wee wee -esophagus +pænus
Official Wordle doesn't allow 'chode' apparently.
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# 😂🐔🍗🍼🫂🥳
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:40, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:41, archived)