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# what smells like an anus and weighs a tonne?
Jennifer Anustonne

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:59, archived)
# Only you could ruin a total babe like that.
(Might post a picture later)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:03, archived)
# She's a vile woman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:03, archived)
# Have you met her? I met her once, she was actually really nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:10, archived)
# She told me all about you, mohafa

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 11:00, archived)
# THAT BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:50, archived)
# She said you were really nice too....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:00, archived)
# IS THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 0:43, archived)
# ohhhhh....which tabloid do you subscribe to?
ALL LIESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:16, archived)
# ...almost as ugly as Ana de Armas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:04, archived)
# This month, de Armas dips a toe into the beauty world, becoming the latest ambassador for Estée Lauder, so she can't be all that bad
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:11, archived)
# Well ...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:12, archived)
# That's the spirit, you won't regret it. Did I mention, I met her once, she was actually really nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:15, archived)
# I ummm...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:16, archived)
# hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:19, archived)
# Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:19, archived)
# Look I think I might have exaggerated the number of times i met her and Jennifer Anniston.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:25, archived)
# How many times was it really?
Me and my wife, Maureen McCormick (AKA Marcia Brady) want to know
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:27, archived)
# Might have been less than one time.
Hi Marcia! Still sore lol?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:28, archived)
# Oh that's fine
It's not like you way way way over exaggerated
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:29, archived)
#
She's still got a bump on her nose from when Bobby threw the ball
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:43, archived)
# yes, that's what i meant
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:18, archived)
# Oh man....I loved her in Star Wars (Jawa #3)! <3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:51, archived)
# Alice was a wookie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:53, archived)
# Alice was hot as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:39, archived)
# O M8
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:48, archived)
# Alice was the old guy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:51, archived)
# The butcher I think.
Had sex with Peter & Carol if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:00, archived)
# Oh that's disgusting. Thanks for the heads-up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:00, archived)
# But still...
The idea of Alice and Sam bringing out the monkey kind of makes me want to puke a little bit.

I think I just felt a little squirt of bile rising in my esophagus
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:02, archived)
# -bile +white wee wee -esophagus +pænus
Official Wordle doesn't allow 'chode' apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:25, archived)
# 😂🐔🍗🍼🫂🥳
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:40, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:41, archived)
#
Ana de Armas is gorgeous. Far more so than that silly ugly Marilyn Monroe was.
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:51, archived)
# I agree. I was just trying to get Atmoic riled up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:52, archived)
#
It's got to be worth a try.
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:56, archived)
# When I level your cities....you'll know I was 'riled up'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:27, archived)
#
Can you please drop a bomb on London that kills only repugnant monkey creatures and leaves the 0.1% civilised humans intact? It would be great, we'd have the whole city to ourselves!
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 3:28, archived)
# ....very tempting......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 4:21, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:59, archived)
# Just a friendly warning that you may end up being the only person who achieves your very high standards of humanity and it might be a bit lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:54, archived)
# Also, is it necessary to be a ludicrously overwrought publicly frothing homophobe to qualify as 'civilised'?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:57, archived)
#
I'm sorry? I've never been a homophobe. I oppose the awful relentless self-loving self promotion yes, but I made sure to say that homosexuals should have the right to be free from abuse and bigotry etc. No antipathy towards homosexuality at all, but I am capable of making a clear distinction between that and the propaganda. It isn't true that people who do not adhere to the entirety of the received narrative are therefore evil.
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:53, archived)
# Have you heard of cognitive dissonance?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 15:44, archived)
# Ha Ha!! XD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:24, archived)
# I'm going to leave you alone now.
dude i threw the other comment away, it's enough
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 17:23, archived)
#
shutupfag
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:24, archived)
# Happy candle day atomic!!
Yeah well, I got a bit me me me me :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 0:44, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:35, archived)
# I met her once, she was actually really nice
(Might post some AI pictures later)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:09, archived)
#
imgur.com/a/kDC47g2
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:15, archived)
# Those vaginas are way too small.
jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:17, archived)
# Real pictures are better.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:35, archived)
# Come up with a definition of 'real' that we can all agree on and we'll take it from there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:39, archived)
# "Not Fake"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:44, archived)
#
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:01, archived)
# I...REAL-ly....wanna....fuck....that....girl....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:44, archived)
#
Sauce?
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 3:32, archived)
# porn init
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 4:21, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:57, archived)
# U disgust me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:57, archived)
# Why you drooling then?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:36, archived)
# INCREDIBLE STONG MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:40, archived)
# I'd take that chicken back to the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:02, archived)
# go pluck yourself /atmoic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:12, archived)
# I didn't this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:37, archived)
# there's a LOT you didn't today here, bub!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:21, archived)
# Mewicheal Jackson, I can explain the joke if you want
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 1:49, archived)