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# Going into town tomorrow,
might get a photo of me pissing on the Desperate Dan statue and compo it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 12 Jan 2023, 20:55, archived)
# take two shots, one where you're by the statue clearly busting for a piss, and one where you're unloading all over Dan's comically oversized shoes
Captions: "Desperate, Dan!" and then "Not So Desperate Now, Dan!", two panel celebrity challenge, it's a double whammy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2023, 21:25, archived)
# There's a statue of Minnie the Minx next to it,
might get a photo of my flaccid penis beside it and a photo of my erect penis "NOT SO FUCKING MINI" etc.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 12 Jan 2023, 21:51, archived)
# Fictional child looking at erection is not okay, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 12 Jan 2023, 22:02, archived)
# They should look away then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2023, 23:31, archived)
# I'm not sure this is what Big Country had in mind
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 13 Jan 2023, 0:06, archived)
# "dreams stay with you" is a reference to ptsd
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jan 2023, 0:29, archived)
# Warner Bros is Hollywood right?
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Dennis_the_menace.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 13 Jan 2023, 1:40, archived)
# Rob Schneider is.... Dennis The Menses!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jan 2023, 3:03, archived)