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From the Modernise Books challenge. See all 142 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 21 Feb 2023, 12:17, archived)
# "The fat witch should have stayed at home baking Jewish cakes"
said Danny, as he slowly reversed the car over her already severely injured body.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Feb 2023, 12:20, archived)
# Shopped quotes only pls
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 21 Feb 2023, 12:22, archived)
# Someone should rewrite them to make them much more offensive
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Feb 2023, 12:22, archived)
# And then run them in the Mail, one page every day
These are the things you're not allowed to say any more because of easily offended millennial wokeflakes
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 21 Feb 2023, 13:05, archived)
# Tarantino to direct 'Tales of the Unexpected'
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 21 Feb 2023, 12:38, archived)
# Dead Marvin Storage
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 21 Feb 2023, 13:09, archived)
# I'm sorry
I didn't see the sign
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 21 Feb 2023, 18:25, archived)
# Worst Berggren sisters ever
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 21 Feb 2023, 18:28, archived)