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[challenge entry] 'Heeeeeerrr's Jelly!'

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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 0:35, archived)
# Vaseline and amyl nitrite
All you need for a sexy night
(rogerzilla, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 7:34, archived)
# for some, that would appear to be the case :)
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/464133/
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 15:45, archived)
# Vaseline is a pretty terrible lube (and destroys latex).
Get yourself some KY or J-lube.

If you’re shy you can get KY from diving supply shops and J-lube from vet suppliers. Or, you know, the internet.

Oh, and if you don’t plan on a weekend-long fisting orgy, stick to the little bottles of poppers; they evaporate after being unsealed.

Play safe, b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 22:20, archived)
#
No wedding ring. Shite.
(JauntyArt, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 20:30, archived)
# the product is vaseline--not wedding bands (whew---hive mentality :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 20:45, archived)