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[challenge entry] If a joke's worth doing, it's worth doing every 5 years...

From the General Election 2024 challenge. See all 69 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 11:09, archived)
# Conservative and Reform voters need not bring photo id as everyone can tell its them a mile off
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 11:53, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 12:07, archived)
#
Frothing at the mouth?
Swivelled eyes?
Look un-evolved?
Picture of Jill Dando in your wallet?
David Icke podcast listener?
Always shouting?
Bit of a loner?
Strange smell about you?
Believe women should stay at home and raise kids?
Believe women should talk to you regularly?
Not sure why people dislike you?
Have something against saving the environment?
Irrational dislike of all sphere-like objects in the universe?
Mail on Sunday reader?
Love the Queen (tolerate the king)?
Think that Prince Harry is an ungrateful cunt?
Think his wife has 'turned him against the family'?
Believe everything on social media?
Think being hotter and wetter is just down to the seasons?
Think electrification is some kind of mind control?
Not sure about this 5G business?
Think the Ulez scheme is some kind of facist dictatorship?
Think the bloke next door might be a serial killer?
Think people drowning in the sea is a good idea?

See you Friday.

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 1 Jul 2024, 12:24, archived)
# I can see Octo has hacked my webcam and mailbox again
(rogerzilla, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 13:30, archived)
# Please note that being within walking distance of a polling station is not part of an insidious plan for 15 minute cities
but feel free to rebel against this by travelling to another town or city on polling day to cast your vote
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 14:04, archived)