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# I used to race snails professionally
I thought taking the shells off would make them quicker, but it just made them more sluggish
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:21, archived)
# hehe
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:46, archived)
# Old joke:
Why are French snails faster?

Less cargo.
(Astatine, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 14:10, archived)