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[challenge entry] This for the medals...

From the Paris 2024 Olympics challenge. See all 40 entries (open)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:15, archived)
# Does a slug count as a streaker?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:13, archived)
# I used to race snails professionally
I thought taking the shells off would make them quicker, but it just made them more sluggish
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:21, archived)
# hehe
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:46, archived)
# Old joke:
Why are French snails faster?

Less cargo.
(Astatine, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 14:10, archived)
# Triathlon,
with the final round to go swimming in a garlic dip.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)
# First to cross the slime wins
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 13:33, archived)