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# I did this for a group chat a week or two back,
thought it was too niche even for this place though.
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 6:13, archived)
# Sorry, I mean maybe one about taking the piss out less-than-modern Star Trek, I really think most of the ones from the 2000's need wider attention.
Think "Deep Space Nine" as "Shallow Space Eight" or "Gayager" instead of "Voyager" (finally, a vast improvement over my previous suggestion).

Doesn't it get tiring to several b3tans that the only stuff their parent watch (if they have any) which they are perverting are usually either made for ones aged 40 and over or for younger ones it's something phenomenally popular like Babylon 5... (i'm talking about what was relevant on TV during the years when b3ta was fresh).

edit: dear unhinged seagull, you ignored me yet you're the one logging off constantly to see if anyone's talking about you. I saw your post on my phone (can't log in on Chrome for some reason) and decided to have a little fun with it. Please don't take everything so personally and seriously, it's a silly website for silly people.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 6:54, archived)
# You're in good company then. I can't quite remember why he blocked me...
I was explaining how I admired his dedication to the gimmick but urging him to be less of a cunt about it, I think. Genuinely or kayfabe, he got got upset by the notion that his life's obsession is a performance/work/gimmick for purposes of entertainment.

I think I also tried to explain the concept of nostalgia to him, but I don't *think* he was quite getting it (or he was effectively feigning ignorance to maintain the illusion of derangement). I really do admire the dedication and commitment to the gimmick.

OH yeah I remember now, I unfavourably compared him to the invisible Simpsons guy, my favourite cartoon-obsessed b3ta gimmick character.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 15:32, archived)
# I see he's posted a wall of text now, I think it's about me.
(On Chrome on my phone again, inexplicably can't log in.) I won't be reading that.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 18:47, archived)
# Oh okay, I'll pretend not to read it too.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 20:22, archived)
# You wilfully pretend to misunderstand me again, as expected.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 21:17, archived)
# I didn't read it in full,
and didn't answer, which didn't require a diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 21:25, archived)
# OK, I just read it.
It's as incoherent with rage as I expected it to be.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 22:34, archived)
# I think he's trying to tell me how I think other people think about what I don't think other people don't think I don't think about.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 23:05, archived)
# I don't think he thinks that you think anyone would think about that.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:26, archived)
# Aaaand he's done a Sockcooker.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 16:46, archived)