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# Any challenge requests?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 19:09, archived)
# FAKE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 19:28, archived)
# New pictures for news headlines could be a decent format.
The b3ta picture desk?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 19:31, archived)
# BBC VERYIFFY
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:04, archived)
# .. though a look at the current headlines
is quite bleak with not much wordplay opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:09, archived)
# I'm sure the news will become hilarious by the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:51, archived)
# I did this for a group chat a week or two back,
thought it was too niche even for this place though.
Click for bigger (741 kb)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 6:13, archived)
# Sorry, I mean maybe one about taking the piss out less-than-modern Star Trek, I really think most of the ones from the 2000's need wider attention.
Think "Deep Space Nine" as "Shallow Space Eight" or "Gayager" instead of "Voyager" (finally, a vast improvement over my previous suggestion).

Doesn't it get tiring to several b3tans that the only stuff their parent watch (if they have any) which they are perverting are usually either made for ones aged 40 and over or for younger ones it's something phenomenally popular like Babylon 5... (i'm talking about what was relevant on TV during the years when b3ta was fresh).

edit: dear unhinged seagull, you ignored me yet you're the one logging off constantly to see if anyone's talking about you. I saw your post on my phone (can't log in on Chrome for some reason) and decided to have a little fun with it. Please don't take everything so personally and seriously, it's a silly website for silly people.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 6:54, archived)
# You're in good company then. I can't quite remember why he blocked me...
I was explaining how I admired his dedication to the gimmick but urging him to be less of a cunt about it, I think. Genuinely or kayfabe, he got got upset by the notion that his life's obsession is a performance/work/gimmick for purposes of entertainment.

I think I also tried to explain the concept of nostalgia to him, but I don't *think* he was quite getting it (or he was effectively feigning ignorance to maintain the illusion of derangement). I really do admire the dedication and commitment to the gimmick.

OH yeah I remember now, I unfavourably compared him to the invisible Simpsons guy, my favourite cartoon-obsessed b3ta gimmick character.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 15:32, archived)
# I see he's posted a wall of text now, I think it's about me.
(On Chrome on my phone again, inexplicably can't log in.) I won't be reading that.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 18:47, archived)
# Oh okay, I'll pretend not to read it too.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 20:22, archived)
# You wilfully pretend to misunderstand me again, as expected.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 21:17, archived)
# I didn't read it in full,
and didn't answer, which didn't require a diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 21:25, archived)
# OK, I just read it.
It's as incoherent with rage as I expected it to be.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 22:34, archived)
# I think he's trying to tell me how I think other people think about what I don't think other people don't think I don't think about.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 23:05, archived)
# I don't think he thinks that you think anyone would think about that.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:26, archived)
# Aaaand he's done a Sockcooker.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Jun 2025, 8:55, archived)
# Medical procedures, Operations. Wanted, unwanted. By the way, this is how a C-section looks and not it's more famous lookalike

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:02, archived)
# Well, medical might be an okay modifier,
but operations are a bit too gross as an image source.

Erm... Unwell albums? Tubular Bell's Palsy or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:39, archived)
# Fair comment.
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:50, archived)
# Epic gifs only!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:28, archived)
# colour in the lizard
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:29, archived)
# Welfare on the cheep
Starmer is cutting the welfare budget - show how things can be done for no money
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:00, archived)
# I wondered if we'd done anything like that recently.
2012 with David Cameron, which is long enough ago to do it again. Depressing repeat of history, though, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:08, archived)
# Have we had Trump remakes of books or movies? It's a wonderful life, it's a beautiful thing. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:21, archived)
# We've done political books,
but not political movies, as far as I can tell.

I'd usually expand Trump to political for a bit more scope, but he's probably done enough to not need that any more. Bit wary that people may want to avoid him as a subject entirely, though.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:42, archived)
# Big Sexy Boobs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 2:51, archived)
# Prince's home shopping deliveries
See QOTW for some ideas
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 6:17, archived)
# American remake of UK shows
(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 10:29, archived)
# insert disco into historical events
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 11:44, archived)
# Let's expand that to a disco one-worder.
Decent image pile there.

Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:14, archived)
# Saturday Night Iwo Jima sort of things?

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:31, archived)
# declaring peace, let's see the negative side of not blowing each other to pieces
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 14:54, archived)
# Like another Mrs Brown's Boys Xmas special, you mean?
(rogerzilla, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 16:22, archived)
# I've not seen it but yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 2:09, archived)