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# I'm confused, I thought people with specs were supposed to be clever.
Also: eh?
(, Tue 19 Aug, 18:49, Reply)
# I know you are trying to start drama as always, also what's so clever about calculating shit?
And you think this is a damn joke huh?: b3ta.com/board/11420228

I am getting fed up of being roped into chronically online drama and shit.

You want a calculated argument to soothe your geeky arse? I'll give you the most calculated one of your life (as if you ever had one in the first place).

First of all, I don't know jack shit of what Japanese cartoon crap you're blabbing about. I never heard anything about that stuff for so long now because the majority of the titles are so long and ridiculous, they just end up not being worth my time (or anyone's time for that matter), not to mention that the majority of them look generic and forgettable as fuck. You know and hear everything about stuff like that because you have no fucking life.

Second, the characters you see in that pic are SERIOUSLY OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE and are western-produced because the west are more capable of making something MEMORABLE to most people. The shopped images of them had to be porn-centered because that's what builds the joke.

And finally, the pic itself is a FUCKING JOKE that mostly offline people would get. You think people who consume shit that's similar to something named "Demon Hunting" or anything like that would know what Club 18-30 is? Of course not you ignorant fuck.

There you go, now quit injecting your politically charged, nerd culture diseased drama into everything I post here. Leave me the fuck alone (and anyone smart enough to avoid /talk for that matter too).
(, Tue 19 Aug, 19:24, Reply)
# In order:
1. calculating is probably synonymous with cleverness to most people, but opinions may vary.

2. Yes, on balance, I think that's probably a joke.

3. You'd best put me on ignore, then you won't have to worry about getting roped into chronically online drama and shit. Oh no wait, you did, yet you still bite every time! It's almost as if you're a "FUCKING DRAMA ADDICT".

4. You keep using "geeky" as an insult. I don't think it's effective on a website that has, for decades, been populated almost entirely by people who would happily identify as geeks. See also: nerds.

5. Korean. It's Korean. The clue is in the "K" in "KPop", which is quite a well-known term for Korean pop music among mostly offline people. Apparently it's Netflix's most popular animated drama in years, which is why I thought you'd have an opinion (cartoon popular with adults, etc). I'd never heard of it until my 57 year-old brother-in-law mentioned that it was very good at the weekend, presumably because my niece is into KPop and she put it on.

5. I didn't say anything about your picture, but please keep telling us how SERIOUSLY legal these drawings are. And do please crack on with the cultural xenophobia, that always goes down well on politically charged nerd culture diseased forums like b3ta.com/board.

6. I'm afraid I didn't get the joke, but don't feel bad, humour is subjective. Also, I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law knows what Club 18-30 is, he's 57 and it was a lot more well-known when he was young than it is now. I know what it was too, if it still exists I'm slightly surprised because I assumed it was an outdated business model in today's climate.

7. Why would I leave you alone? You seem fun.
(, Tue 19 Aug, 22:29, Reply)
# ooh, you've unignored me, REPLY INCOMING
(, Tue 19 Aug, 23:10, Reply)
# After this, never again.
1. What a nerdy-arse thing to say.
2. I believe he was being genuine.
3. I still wouldn't have to worry about being a victim of unwarranted drama on b3ta if it wasn't for the one time that your computer functioned like shit so much that it can't let you log into this site, so you had to check it out on your phone.
4. Fuck me. BTW, why is something like that worthy of bringing up anyway? Netflix is for cunts and so is the "original" shit they make (all of it). Also, the reason why your niece is into K-Pop is because she's chronically online as shit. It's unbelievable how careless you are about something like that.
5. Since your a total geek, I suggest going to the fandom wiki sites for Totally Spies, Kim Possible, Drawn Together, Avatar (the animated series) and the Harley Quinn TV series and find the pages for the characters displayed and see what their ages are, and try telling me again if those drawings are legal. Plus, b3ta itself wasn't THIS political and nerdy a long time ago.
6. If you didn't get the joke, then why the hell did you decide to start shit here?
7. You're just obsessed, and you don't even have better things to do either.
(, Tue 19 Aug, 23:15, Reply)
# I doubt that. I doubt that very much.
1. So, do you agree or disagree?

2. I suppose we could ask him if it was a joke or not. Shall you do it, or shall I?

3. That's not what happened, but it really isn't important.

4. I don't have Netflix, so I wouldn't know. You don't know my niece, so you wouldn't know. Apparently lots of young people like K-Pop, it seems to be very popular these days, pretty much goes over my head though.

5. You're totally owning the xenophobia, I suppose it's admirable in a way that you're sticking to your guns there. Also, "political". You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

6. Lost among all the outrage *which you brought to the thread* is the fact that I asked you a genuine question. I'd heard about a hit animated film which was popular across generations, and thought it would be relevant to your interests, so I wondered what your take on it was. Turns out the answer is: xenophobic. Thanks for confirming.

7. You're thick as pigshit and astonishingly easy to bait, it's hard to resist.
(, Wed 20 Aug, 9:12, Reply)
# This is where it all ends.
1. Neither, full stop.
2. What part of "trying to start drama on /board would be like going along to the local hospice and poking comatose patients to see if they do anything interesting" do you not understand?
3. You are trying to start drama on a site centred around posting shopped shit that has no semblance of importance, you're not one to talk.
4. You don't know who I am either, and the young folks are getting into things like K-Pop now because they are even more alarmingly chronically online than ever to the point of not learning shit that came before their time, you literally don't know the fatal consequences of something like that because of how much of a careless, nihilistic nobody you are.
5. Pointing out xenophobia is just an excuse to justify the fatal consequences of letting the western youth stay consistently online as they get exposed to media that's usually demographically alien to western audiences, and you don't seem to realize that /talk bastards like yourself are always bringing up political shit into any discussion even if it's one that doesn't even warrant one.
6. I'M OUT OF TOUCH YOU GULLIBLE PRICK.
7. You're a grown man trying to make a fool out of someone who's been born out of place in a generation younger than yours, you don't seem to realize how pathetic that is.
(, Wed 20 Aug, 11:28, Reply)
# You're thick as pigshit and astonishingly easy to bait.
(, Wed 20 Aug, 21:49, Reply)
# Thought I actually convinced you so clearly you got speechless, but no you didn't learn from all the shit I tried explaining to you entirely.
You are the most thick headed, intellectually stubborn, pedantic cunt I have ever had the misfortune to face with.
(, Wed 20 Aug, 22:21, Reply)
# Guys, guys, this is too much drama for /board! Please take it outside to /links and settle this like gentlemongs
(, Thu 21 Aug, 11:10, Reply)
# I'm sorry you had to see this mess.
Still, thank you for giving me something to put an end to all this mindlessness that keeps happening to me everytime I come here: b3ta.com/board/11420228

You're like the Cesar Millan to my Ms. Cartman.
(, Thu 21 Aug, 11:16, Reply)
# Jesus, you're still going.
You genuinely have no idea how incoherent your posts are, do you? I do hope you develop some self-awareness, you'll be much happier.

Kind regards

Porcupine xxx
(, Thu 21 Aug, 12:36, Reply)
# You fucking heard 2 Can Chunder, this unnecessary drama caused by your ignorant assumptions is literally too much.
I explained everything about what I'm doing just so you can understand, but you still go ahead and try to brainwash me into becoming another one of those pedantic, nihilistic, nerd-centric cunts who want traditional culture to die and even rely their humour on mostly the self-deprecating type which is one of the lowest and most tired forms of comedy ever brought into this world.

Oh and sending me kisses is creepy as fuck because I'm probably like 2 generations younger than you, you're the one that has no-self awareness.
(, Thu 21 Aug, 13:32, Reply)
# *glomps*
(, Thu 21 Aug, 14:42, Reply)
# That's disgusting. Right, reporting this to the mods.
(, Thu 21 Aug, 15:13, Reply)
# THANK YOU
(, Thu 21 Aug, 15:18, Reply)
# JFC
(, Thu 21 Aug, 15:32, Reply)
# Oh thank God you're here. Officer brb, arrest this man!
(, Thu 21 Aug, 15:54, Reply)
# Nice try scumbag. You can enjoy creating drama... IN JAIL
(, Thu 21 Aug, 16:05, Reply)
# Back off, this case is under the FBI's jurisdiction now.
(, Thu 21 Aug, 15:58, Reply)
# This is all getting far too political for me now, I'm outta here.
(, Thu 21 Aug, 16:36, Reply)
# Not nearly political enough.
@Unhinged_Seagull
You seem to volunteer a lot of extraneous information in these exchanges. Have you considered that you might be over-sharing a bit?

To me, it looks like you're projecting other (imaginary?) people's very specific arguments into these discussions and replying to them. I feel like there should be a French phrase or German word for this.

It's like you're trying to win arguments you have lost in the past with your replies to present arguments, but these revived arguments weren't fought between you and the people you're engaged with now, so to us, they read as gibberish.

Charitably assuming this is all a work, a performance, I once again applaud your commitment to the gimmick. My only criticism of the work is that you present as an almost entirely unsympathetic character. That's great heel-work, but it's extremely limiting.

AnthonyB3taNumbers works a very similar gimmick to yours, and he manages to generate tonnes of heat while remaining a very sympathetic character. He upsets people without resorting to the use of cheap heat, never overshares, and stays 100% committed. Truly, he is my favourite b3tan.

Just to add, proving that your trolling works, I feel the need to point out that those who complain X is 'too political' usually turn out to be the worst kind of fascist scum. Complaining about the death of western culture goes hand in hand with that.

Drop the fashy shit, you presented as toxic without it, it's just putting a MAGA hat on a hat.
(, Thu 21 Aug, 17:06, Reply)