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OK, this one is for Pam and J.D., you are cabinet members in the fascist American Government, and you have to come up with some fucking insane policy to placate a giant man-baby
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:26,
archived)
Some policies that I will provide from the top of my head:ALL WOMEN MUST DYE THEIR HAIR BLONDE BEFORE DECEMBER 2025
ALL PEOPLE MUST EAT MEATY BBQ SIX TIMES A WEEK AND TWICE ON SUNDAY
COWS MILK MUST BE SUCKED DIRECTLY FROM THE TEET OF A COW YOU ACTUALLY OWN
NO SHOES CAN BE SOLD TO A MAN UNLESS THAT MAN IS ACCOMPANIED BY A WOMAN
WOMAN CAN ONLY PEE IN A BATHROOM PERSONALLY AUTHORISED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP. THERE WILL BE A CAMERA IN THE BATHROOM AND PRESIDENT TRUMP MAY OR MAY NOT GIVE YOUR PERFORMANCE A RATING OUT OF 10 ORANGES, WHERE 10 ORANGES IS THE BEST, AND 1 ORANGE MEANS YOU MAY BE DEPORTED TO WEST AFRICA.
(ALL PEOPLE MUST EAT MEATY BBQ SIX TIMES A WEEK AND TWICE ON SUNDAY
COWS MILK MUST BE SUCKED DIRECTLY FROM THE TEET OF A COW YOU ACTUALLY OWN
NO SHOES CAN BE SOLD TO A MAN UNLESS THAT MAN IS ACCOMPANIED BY A WOMAN
WOMAN CAN ONLY PEE IN A BATHROOM PERSONALLY AUTHORISED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP. THERE WILL BE A CAMERA IN THE BATHROOM AND PRESIDENT TRUMP MAY OR MAY NOT GIVE YOUR PERFORMANCE A RATING OUT OF 10 ORANGES, WHERE 10 ORANGES IS THE BEST, AND 1 ORANGE MEANS YOU MAY BE DEPORTED TO WEST AFRICA.
Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:01,
archived)