
ALL WOMEN MUST DYE THEIR HAIR BLONDE BEFORE DECEMBER 2025
ALL PEOPLE MUST EAT MEATY BBQ SIX TIMES A WEEK AND TWICE ON SUNDAY
COWS MILK MUST BE SUCKED DIRECTLY FROM THE TEET OF A COW YOU ACTUALLY OWN
NO SHOES CAN BE SOLD TO A MAN UNLESS THAT MAN IS ACCOMPANIED BY A WOMAN
WOMAN CAN ONLY PEE IN A BATHROOM PERSONALLY AUTHORISED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP. THERE WILL BE A CAMERA IN THE BATHROOM AND PRESIDENT TRUMP MAY OR MAY NOT GIVE YOUR PERFORMANCE A RATING OUT OF 10 ORANGES, WHERE 10 ORANGES IS THE BEST, AND 1 ORANGE MEANS YOU MAY BE DEPORTED TO WEST AFRICA.
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ALL PEOPLE MUST EAT MEATY BBQ SIX TIMES A WEEK AND TWICE ON SUNDAY
COWS MILK MUST BE SUCKED DIRECTLY FROM THE TEET OF A COW YOU ACTUALLY OWN
NO SHOES CAN BE SOLD TO A MAN UNLESS THAT MAN IS ACCOMPANIED BY A WOMAN
WOMAN CAN ONLY PEE IN A BATHROOM PERSONALLY AUTHORISED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP. THERE WILL BE A CAMERA IN THE BATHROOM AND PRESIDENT TRUMP MAY OR MAY NOT GIVE YOUR PERFORMANCE A RATING OUT OF 10 ORANGES, WHERE 10 ORANGES IS THE BEST, AND 1 ORANGE MEANS YOU MAY BE DEPORTED TO WEST AFRICA.