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# Sausage thief caught on CCTV, identity still unknown.


Mildly modded from source so I’m not going to sign it as “my creation”
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Apr 2026, 20:32, archived)
# They've arrested Sooty
but he's not talking
(Astatine, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 11:56, archived)
# typical Plod
they got the wrong puppet.
(davyclam, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 18:30, archived)
# OH right he's carrying a plastic bag
and not puking up, like I initially thought.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 15:37, archived)
# Me too...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 19:08, archived)
# Soz. Had to shittify the source pic up to look like CCTV
But as a Rorschach style test, your first thought went to puking. Is everything OK at home princess?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 19:52, archived)
# You made a picture of streaks of semi-transparent matter emanating from the mouth of a sock puppet but somehow I'm the one with the problem.
Future context-free autocomplete right here.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 21:36, archived)
# Oh I'm just spouting silly as per usual, please don't think I take me seriously.
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 22:52, archived)
# How fucking dare you
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 15:36, archived)