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# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Jul 2026, 7:48, archived)
# Looks like Taggart needs to start a MURDER ENQUIRY. Luckily, according to the Guardian, the suspect is described as a 'White Male'. So he should be very easy to find, as there is so many of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:32, archived)
# It was according to the police
who sadly need to tell us because there's a lot of fascism about, and the murdered woman was a spokesperson for the fascist party whose members are very eager to have race riots.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 19:00, archived)
# The suspect was described as 'Like the colour of a cold January evening'
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Jul 2026, 19:16, archived)
# Are you suggesting it was Trump?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 20:47, archived)
# How about, all the white males who didn't do it, hold your hands up now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 22:52, archived)
# sorry to butt in, off-topic, but I need to know
what do I do with the heads now?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 2:35, archived)
# Rule #1 Pedro, don't let them try to make friends with you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 2:36, archived)
# But can I still marry her?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 3:03, archived)
# Dude!
I'm watching season 1 episode 1 of Miami Vice.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 3:04, archived)
# 'Eddie... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Epic scene
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 3:11, archived)
# Where the fuck is Huggy Bear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 3:16, archived)
# lovely eyes tho
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 2:36, archived)
# she be my's nao

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 18:23, archived)
# ooh baby
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 21:29, archived)
# I couldn't even get my pinky up the neck hole :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 3:13, archived)
# Get a load of Ed Kemper, over here.
(xaer0mancer, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 16:50, archived)
# Now you just listen to me mister, you can do anything you set your mind to! I firmly believe you could FIST barbie's neck hole if you set your mind to it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 23:55, archived)
# Not after that threesome incident with Skipper and Ken
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 0:37, archived)
# Ken is dreamy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 1:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 4:09, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU I AM NOT CRASS ENOUGH TO POINT OUT THAT IT WAS YOU WHO SHOVED BARBIE UP YOUR ASS PAST THE ARMS SO THAT JUST THE LEGS WERE STICKING OUT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)
# and then squatted so her feet were touching the ground and then jiggled about pretending she was going for a walk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 16:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:40, archived)
# "Come on Barbie, let's go to the dog park!" jiggle jiggle jiggle
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 0:05, archived)
# apply limes
then shove them up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 2:36, archived)
# The neckhole is the perfect size for shagging.
(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 5:57, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:48, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin creating chaos since 1976, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 3:14, archived)