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[challenge entry] Anyone else noticing a pattern forming here?

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Jul, 22:02, Reply)
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Assume they have extended the detained in custody time to 36 hours then..

(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 12 Jul, 23:37, Reply)
# Sort of...
One was a not-so-secret homosexual and the other was a not-so-secret virgin?
Presumably in the coming weeks/days they will be joined by another who was a not-so-secret tortoise. (Or that's already happened and he's been 'shopped out because of the coverup.)

I fail to see where the wardrobe comes into it.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 13 Jul, 1:57, Reply)
# Another word for wardrobe is closet.
I think they were both clearly on the LGBTQ+ rainbow, both clearly in denial and closeted, and both hypocritical right wing demagogues.

He was clearly a bit B if not fully G. She was possibly L, certainly very Q, ostensibly A.

I wonder if a radioactive Tatchell has bitten someone recently.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Jul, 4:43, Reply)
# A wardrobe is furniture. A closet is architecture.
I was in fact being facetious. Of course they were both contemptible, hypocritical cunts, but I doubt that Ann was an “A”. I think it far more likely that she merely could never find anyone willing.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 13 Jul, 6:56, Reply)
# She literally said that sex was of no interest to her, hence ostensibly A.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Jul, 17:30, Reply)
# "Be careful, that's the way you get sued"
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 13 Jul, 8:40, Reply)
# Neither of them are going to be suing anybody now.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Jul, 17:30, Reply)
# Where is Mark Henry when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jul, 9:37, Reply)
# Give her a big hand.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 13 Jul, 15:11, Reply)